Monday, December 26, 2011

Christmas Cracker Jokes

Merry Christmas ETD Readers!

Just a quick post to give you a couple of light hearted cracker jokes...
Cracker Jokes make Christmas for me.  They are silly, they're usually terrible but after a couple of yule time beverages it will make even the coldest of bah humbuggers melt into laughter...
So here's a couple of ours:
".. What do spacemen do in their spare time? ... Astronauts & Crosses!! .."
".. How do you stop a skunk smelling? ... Hold its nose!! .."
".. What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it? ... Nothing. It just let out a little wine!! .." 
".. What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? ... 'Dam'!! .."
Now, I said they were bad, but I'd be happy to hear all about your Cracker Jokes...

Ho! Ho! Ho! 
(Now, get back to your loved ones and have good time!) 

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